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Uranus’ Castrated Penis: centiSperm Glazed Ceramic Sculpture

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centiSperm Glazed Ceramic tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

centiSperm Glazed Ceramic tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

The centiSperm was applied to Uranus’ Castrated Penis as a glaze. The sculpture fired well. The centisperm effect is basically un-perceptible. Yet, there is a pearly sheen to the penis of Uranus. Certainly, the ritual process of anointing the lingam, even the lingam forcibly removed, is of discerning taste. Here are some pictures of Uranus’ Castrated Penis. This sculpture is a tribute to Robert Arneson (a former teacher) and the NorCal Funk Artists.

tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

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Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings,

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Maya Spasova, London, UK. Visual Artist observed the centiSperm project and then took to drawing or channeling the lives of the centiSperm. Some are intertwined with each other. Some have wings. Some are forming into embryos. Some are flying in the sky. Derived from direct experience and delving into the unconscious connections to such a symbolic hybridity, Maya mixed snakes and angels, embryos and insects, clouds and DNA. Along with all the other prolific artistry Maya unleashed at Djerassi, she made 100+ centiSperm symbolically influenced drawings and embryonic sculptures.

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Maya Spasova, centiSperm Drawings, Scientific Delirium Madness, Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Woodside, California, 2016

Flight of the centiSperm

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Flight of the centiSperm
David Bowen
a collaboration with Adam Zaretsky

So David Bowen came up with this idea of using the centiSperm as a data set for flying his drone. He and Asa Calow shit talked some tech and David built a rotating four well conductivity meter dubbed the Jizalizer 3030.

Jizilizer 3030 - David Bowen

Jizilizer 3030 – David Bowen

centiSPerm (Human sperm combined with DNA from a centipede) was used as a data set. Relative electrical flow was measured over time from the centiSperm producing data as the cells containing it decayed. This data was scaled and correlated to Latitude, Longitude and Altitude respectively. The XYZ/time data plot is neither devoid of the potentially legible nor is it easy to find meaning in. However, a fabulous graphic plotting of the loci was produced and it a find piece of the Jizalizer 3010 centiSperm continuum.

XYZ/time Jizalizer 3010 centiSperm data plot drone conversion path - David Bowen

XYZ/time Jizalizer 3010 centiSperm data plot drone conversion path – David Bowen

The coordinates were uploaded to the drone and it flew autonomously based on the DNA instructions. Weidong Yang took a fabulous time-lapse photograph of the flight at night. The LEDs left a trail of four-dimensional semidata in the sky.

autonomous drone path based on centisperm data instructions - David Bowen Timelaspe Photo Credit: Weidong Yang

autonomous drone path based on centisperm data instructions – David Bowen
Timelaspe Photo Credit: Weidong Yang

autonomous drone path based on centisperm data instructions - David Bowen Timelaspe Photo Credit: Weidong Yang

autonomous drone path based on centisperm data instructions – David Bowen
Timelaspe Photo Credit: Weidong Yang

autonomous drone path based on centisperm data instructions - David Bowen Timelaspe Photo Credit: Weidong Yang

autonomous drone path based on centisperm data instructions – David Bowen
Timelaspe Photo Credit: Weidong Yang

The use of a drone for data point plotting made for some complex readings. As you can see there are distinct coordinates of chaos on the stability locus of the flight path. The pauses and directional flavor of the Flight of the centiSperm led to group quizzical guesses as to what the 4D trail might imply.

centiSperm Product Orientation Seminar

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Now that the centiSperm exists, we begin concern ourselves with artSci research and development. What can be done with this novel new media biotechnological product? Are there scientific theories, artistic practice, bioethical debates and profitable applications to stem from this?

Products:

Artificial Human Gene Screwed centiSperm For Sale

My initial plan was to offer the centiSperm online as a posthuman artificial insemination product. I am sure there are people out there on the world wide media net web who would like a centiBaby. I haven’t had my sperm screened for safe resale and no one locally wanted to commit to a long-shot mutant interspecies jazz insect child.

centiSperm Glazed Donut Product Line

I began to anoint one of Celia Olsen’s homemade donuts with centiSperm. Actually I have glazed that donut once or twice a day for the past five days. This a perhaps a boutique edible for a dedicated foodie. Perhaps Tim Hortons might be interested in licensing centiSperm glazed donuts?

centisSperm Donut Glazing

centisSperm Donut Glazing

centiSperm Glazed Ceramic Sculpture

 I did build a ceramic sculpture to honor Uranus’ castrated penis. I will fire it tonight and glaze the penis with centiSperm as a physical ceramic glaze. This should adorn the sculpture with a burnt offering and test the applicability of centiSperm as a second level of anointed glaze.
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Novel Birth Control: centiSpermicide

I am a bit worried that I am incubating more than insect-human hybrid germ cells. The centiSperm glazed donut could be a petri dish for naturally found airborne pathogens that feed on sperm. Although the statistical risk factor is low, anytime you feed human cells you should be aware of what or who might grow on the rich lawn of easy to scavenge tissue. On the other hand, we may be hunting for a volunteer novel spermicidal agent that could be use as a additional spermicide in our arsenal against unwanted pregnancy. centiSperm as a medium can be used to bait and check novel organisms. Any microbial or fungal life that can grow on a centiSperm Glazed Donut incubator will be potentially resistant to centipede venom. This means that we may be able to derive a new spermicidal secondary metabolite from the microorganisms that can be used in conjunction with various forms of centipede venom therapies without deleterious drug interactions.

Electroporation Protocol, the making of centiSperm

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Electroporation, the making of centiSperm

Comic Rendition:  Matteo Farinella

Matteo Farinella of http://matteofarinella.com

A – Mix sperm and DNA in the electroporation vial (cuvette)

For each reaction mix 10 microliters of centipede DNA and 50 microliters of desalinated sperm directly inside the electroporation cuvette

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B – Put cuvette inside of the electroporator

C – Set voltage

I did one reaction at 200 volts which seemed standard in the sperm electroporation. I also ran a second reaction at 1800 volts just to make it rough. Sometimes when you are running a rough DIY lab its better to go for overkill than treading to closely to the protocol. More is sometimes a matter of affect. But more actually often does the trick!

D – Press button twice to fire machine. Wait for beep (about 2 seconds)
E – apply refresh media

For this lab I used 10% vitaminwater® XXX açai-blueberry- pomegranate flavored (Glaceau) put through a 3 micron Gelman Filter

 

 

 

 

 

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The refresh media was prepared before the electroporation reaction.

 

 

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photo credit: David Bowen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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     centiSperm as a new media is now available for experimentation.   

 

 

 

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