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Uranus’ Castrated Penis: centiSperm Glazed Ceramic Sculpture

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centiSperm Glazed Ceramic tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

centiSperm Glazed Ceramic tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

The centiSperm was applied to Uranus’ Castrated Penis as a glaze. The sculpture fired well. The centisperm effect is basically un-perceptible. Yet, there is a pearly sheen to the penis of Uranus. Certainly, the ritual process of anointing the lingam, even the lingam forcibly removed, is of discerning taste. Here are some pictures of Uranus’ Castrated Penis. This sculpture is a tribute to Robert Arneson (a former teacher) and the NorCal Funk Artists.

tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

tribute to Robert Arneson and the NorCal Funk Artists

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centiSperm Product Orientation Seminar

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Now that the centiSperm exists, we begin concern ourselves with artSci research and development. What can be done with this novel new media biotechnological product? Are there scientific theories, artistic practice, bioethical debates and profitable applications to stem from this?

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Artificial Human Gene Screwed centiSperm For Sale

My initial plan was to offer the centiSperm online as a posthuman artificial insemination product. I am sure there are people out there on the world wide media net web who would like a centiBaby. I haven’t had my sperm screened for safe resale and no one locally wanted to commit to a long-shot mutant interspecies jazz insect child.

centiSperm Glazed Donut Product Line

I began to anoint one of Celia Olsen’s homemade donuts with centiSperm. Actually I have glazed that donut once or twice a day for the past five days. This a perhaps a boutique edible for a dedicated foodie. Perhaps Tim Hortons might be interested in licensing centiSperm glazed donuts?

centisSperm Donut Glazing

centisSperm Donut Glazing

centiSperm Glazed Ceramic Sculpture

 I did build a ceramic sculpture to honor Uranus’ castrated penis. I will fire it tonight and glaze the penis with centiSperm as a physical ceramic glaze. This should adorn the sculpture with a burnt offering and test the applicability of centiSperm as a second level of anointed glaze.
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Novel Birth Control: centiSpermicide

I am a bit worried that I am incubating more than insect-human hybrid germ cells. The centiSperm glazed donut could be a petri dish for naturally found airborne pathogens that feed on sperm. Although the statistical risk factor is low, anytime you feed human cells you should be aware of what or who might grow on the rich lawn of easy to scavenge tissue. On the other hand, we may be hunting for a volunteer novel spermicidal agent that could be use as a additional spermicide in our arsenal against unwanted pregnancy. centiSperm as a medium can be used to bait and check novel organisms. Any microbial or fungal life that can grow on a centiSperm Glazed Donut incubator will be potentially resistant to centipede venom. This means that we may be able to derive a new spermicidal secondary metabolite from the microorganisms that can be used in conjunction with various forms of centipede venom therapies without deleterious drug interactions.

the genitals fell into the much-surging sea

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“you can check lines 188-190 of Hesiod’s Theogyny ‘they fell from the mainland into the much-surging sea, so that the sea carried them for a long time.’ Therefore, no reference to the place where the genitals fell, but if you keep reading “lines 190-200 from the foam around them in the sea Aphrodite was created near the island of Kythira (south of the Pelloponese) and from there she follows to Cyprus (next to Turkey). No reference to the island of Kerkyra or Corfu is made by Hesiod (according to local folklore, based on its shape, the island is supposed to have been created in the place where Cronus flung the sickle). In conclusion, my advice is to install the sculpture wherever worship is necessary, maybe, in some of the states where chemical castration is legally used as a punishment for child molestation, for example California where you are right now. Seems like a very interesting project and the fact that it is inspired in Ancient Greek mythology should not limit its placement.”

– Prof. Dalila Honorato, Media Aesthetics and Semiotics at the Department of Audio and Visual Arts, Ionian University in Corfu, Greece

Ἑκατόγχειρες, the Hundred-handers

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Ἑκατόγχειρες, Hekatonkheires also called the Centimanes or the Hundred-handers
(Is Tartarus a castle analogy for Gaia’s womb?)

So this is strange happenstance, one hundred handed the centiHuman aesthetic has an old media contingent to go along with The Human Centipede torture porn movie aesthetic. It has to do with rejection of teratological children, repulsion and even gynophobia, in terms of mutation and xenophobia. Hesiod wrote about Kronos being angry, and teaming up with Gaia his mother to release some of his more mutated brothers from their imprisonment. Apparently the mother son team wanted to free a cylopic brother and the boychild titan of a hundred hands. The titanic kids were being kept under house-arrest by their father, Uranus. My theory is that Kronos’ little brothers were forced to stay inside due to their wild amorphous anatomy and the shame brought to father of monsterosity. Indeed, “ Soon after they were born, their father Uranus threw them into the depths of Tartarus because he saw them as hideous monsters. In some versions, Uranus saw how ugly the Hekatonkheires were at their birth and pushed them back into Gaia’s womb, upsetting Gaia greatly, causing her great pain and setting in motion the overthrow of Uranus by Cronus” – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hekatonkheires

Is it possible that the amorphous and socially stigmatizing children were pushed into Gaia’s womb and plugged or somehow imprisoned there only to be freed by the actuated sympathetic magic of a father’s castration. This makes centiSperm a differently abled studies issue. Centipedes are Ἑκατόγχειρες, the patron titans of transgenic humans. It makes a new reading for feminist psychoanalytical studies due to the fact that castration anxiety can be seen as a subset of an accurate and deserving scything in direct response to womb blocking, child quashing, father denial of paternity, hysterical masculinity.

Contacting Corfu.

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Propaganda, Body Horror, Segmentation, Multitudes

Propaganda, Body Horror, Segmentation, Multitudes

I was looking at the protocol and considering a DIY refresh media for after the shocking of the sperm. After electroporation cells need to be given a rich media within five seconds so they don’t all die of the electroconvulsive pulsing. I thought perhaps high voltage shocked sperm likes Gatorade afterward? Am I nearly ready to go?

During the day, I was editing some footage I shot years ago. The interview was with Georgia Woods, UCD Neurology. She was giving a demo about how to use a BioRad helios Gene Gun (a gene gun is a biolistic device which uses high velocity gold nanoparticles to penetrate cells so foreign DNA can get into the genomes of living cells.)

Well, second synchronicity of the week, Georgia and I were chatting off the cuff on the long sitting video and I mentioned electroporation. This was years ago. She said that she had an aversion to electroporators due to the fact that they will fry your cells if you don’t remove the salt properly. Georgia didn’t like the ‘jack-in-the-box’ feeling that your might be just killing your experiment with the device. I had forgotten about the rinsing process to remove salt and make the cells electrocompetent. Now I am researching how to make a DIY human sperm desalination rinse.